I mean, they are arresting women for having miscarriages now. Not only does this sound entirely plausible, I'm surprised this hasn't actually been made a law yet.
I think the follow-ups to the main segment — the text-to-speech tweet reading and the reaction parody — are especially funny. My kind of humor. An iceberg reacting to a video of the sun 🤣
WTF is this? Is this supposed to be a joke about how stupid tik tok is? I get the reimpregnation joke at the beginning but why is there a dude in a purple hoody? And WTF is the rest of the video?
Every baby produced by this re-impregnation initiative is subject to reparations for time spent not existing. These reparations must be paid through taxes. They will go to the babies eventually. Probably.
social criticism is a good thing, but the whole point of the onion was for that social criticism to be funny. it wasn't even that long ago they had the topical, which was great! i can't tell if they just don't pay the writers enough to bother trying or if they actually just aren't funny.
In another announcement Guinness World Records of new world record of sperm donor ship by Samuel Alito Brett "tap me" Kavanaugh and Call me your Daddy Clarence Thomas.
Was thinking another Onion take post-Roe would be:
"In legal fluke, Justice Alito's nephew found guilty of ejaculation more than 10 yards away from a live biologically-born women, therefore guilty of more than a million murders and must serve a mandatory life sentence without parole".
The Onion has decreased on quality enormously. This is a cheap remake for dealing with younger people, seeing that older people we don't watch YouTube all day. Hope they buy your sh@tty, shirts, but have some decency and go back to what you were. For good's sake.
@fallon-may0935
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
The law is to prevent kids from dying. This would be illegal
@ghostmantagshome-er6pb
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
This was a rumor started by Bill Clinton
@bjornthefellhanded5655
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
This is just the plot of a Hentai Manga but poorly plagiarized
@belisariuscawl481
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
this is a joke now, in a couple of years it might not be
@DrSamwpepper
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
Obviously satire becaude its the Onion but this is definitely something that Florida,Texas,or Ohio would do
@ahillmann
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
So now The Onion has returned to the path it used to be on some years ago: making accurate predictions about the future?
@Voidlingstudiosofficial
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
onion rings
@CanImperator
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
I mean, they are arresting women for having miscarriages now. Not only does this sound entirely plausible, I'm surprised this hasn't actually been made a law yet.
@Scotti_Bugatti
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
I was there (I am the iceberg)
@AmusedKayak-fx1lu
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
This is crazy. You can't introduce retrospective laws, no matter how perverse the law
@robertjenkins6132
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
I think the follow-ups to the main segment — the text-to-speech tweet reading and the reaction parody — are especially funny. My kind of humor. An iceberg reacting to a video of the sun 🤣
@cellytron
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
Cassie Cassie Cassie Cassie Cassie Cassie
@Votrae
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
Shoutout to that hoodie color and diaper prices
@zoerocks121
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
Lmao tf
@Specialkfree
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
Oh no. My right wing, pro-life, MAGA sister, who had an abortion at 19 is going to be a mom. Please god no.
@droneshotsetc572
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
the production quality of the onion is really lacking compared to 10 years ago. Why the vertical video?
@dankmeme2756
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
Sorry honey,
Unzips
It's the law!
@darkestaxe3415
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
WTF is this? Is this supposed to be a joke about how stupid tik tok is? I get the reimpregnation joke at the beginning but why is there a dude in a purple hoody? And WTF is the rest of the video?
@TroupeGoal
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
What’s the deal with all the cassie stuff??
@MeowMeow-ju4vf
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
Nice joke.. but stop giving the supreme court ideas. It might actually happen.
@57thorns
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
So there is one good classical bit padded with a bunch of generic youtube junk?
The Onion has rotted.
@Sniblet
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
Every baby produced by this re-impregnation initiative is subject to reparations for time spent not existing. These reparations must be paid through taxes. They will go to the babies eventually. Probably.
@Michelle_Schu-blacka
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
Giving american right-wingers their next policy ideas.
@brekiarnz161
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
Gonna be rough evening for the altar boys who didn't conceive the first time.
@pedrocortez3485
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
Whats with that useless game in background autotone talk joke. Is this what passes as funny now. Take that crap off.
@1gient
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
I can actually believe that becoming a thing these days.
@jamespowers5781
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
social criticism is a good thing, but the whole point of the onion was for that social criticism to be funny. it wasn't even that long ago they had the topical, which was great! i can't tell if they just don't pay the writers enough to bother trying or if they actually just aren't funny.
@knightsnight5929
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
Give the GOP enough time, this will come.
@malonethomason7894
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
When did the onion switch from making good videos to making knockoff tick tocks?
@PrometheusZandski
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
Don't give them any more bad ideas. You know they would do this in a minute given half the chance.
@IDoABitOfTrollin
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
We are laughing now.. but the government would do something like this
@jgaffney567
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
In another announcement Guinness World Records of new world record of sperm donor ship by Samuel Alito Brett "tap me" Kavanaugh and Call me your Daddy Clarence Thomas.
@markdeckard7651
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
The Supreme Court Rules: The Supreme Court Rules!
@blackbabychocobo7179
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
😂
@edwinmerrick1375
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
I miss the old Onion stuff from 15 years ago when it wasn't likely to be true in the next year or so.
@parkerbond9400
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
Petition to make sure the onion stops becoming preemptive news.
@cassandranoorman7154
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
My name is Cassie short for Cassandra do yall have any idea how much this video scared me first time.
@TrollOfReason
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
"… or Catholic hospital." Got me hard.
@martazadruzynska7084
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@legohead2731
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
I don’t know why it’s what I’m focusing on but the fact that the decision was 6-3 is so funny to me.
@omegahaxors3306
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
Still not as stupid as their "antizionism = antisemitism" rule.
@jdthebomb
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
A whole bunch of turbulence.
@brianback3865
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
I agree with the iceberg. That video made me so angry
@Personalfinance_10174
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
Was thinking another Onion take post-Roe would be:
"In legal fluke, Justice Alito's nephew found guilty of ejaculation more than 10 yards away from a live biologically-born women, therefore guilty of more than a million murders and must serve a mandatory life sentence without parole".
@krimsonklaww611
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
Its supposed to be satire, but that sounds like something they'd do.
@moneymastry65
April 20, 2024 at 2:43 am
The Onion has decreased on quality enormously. This is a cheap remake for dealing with younger people, seeing that older people we don't watch YouTube all day. Hope they buy your sh@tty, shirts, but have some decency and go back to what you were. For good's sake.