B: I mowed my lawn yesterday. W: You did it yourself? B: Yup, DIY. W: I have uh, one of those riding mowers so it makes mowing my lawn like a breeze. B: That seems convenient. C: Guys stop this is… None of this is funny. W: Wait no you were building to something funny weren't you? B: I thought you were gonna do like a wacky voice? W: No, no I don't have any wacky voices. C: Well whatever it is it definitely needs some spice, I- W: But you have tons of characters, don't you? Like, wha-what was that one guy you have? The, the office guy? B: Regular office man. W: Oh yeah he was kinda normal. B: It's just a different shirt, and then- W: Well this- you could wear this on casual friday, short sleeve. B: I wouldn't. W: Do you have any ideas for like some funny characters? C: I dont know maybe a… a firefighter? W: A firefighter? B: Boring. W: That's just a guy. C: Mailman? W: You're just naming jobs, that's just an occupation, not really a character. C: I could maybe think of like, a chef? B: Ah, that's an occupation. W: Just still jobs, ya know. C: Well what do you guys think, you guys are the funny guys here, like do you guys have any creative ideas? W: Oh look! Front page of craigslist, stooge for hire. B: Ooh, that might be exactly what we need. C: I think a stooge would be a great addition to this group actually. W: Last chance for any funny… ideas though? C: Um… I don't know like, put on shoes? W: Nope. B: Regular. W: Something regular, very normal thing to do.
Next scene, C is sitting too, and S walks in. S: I heard you boys are looking for a stooge. W: Haha, okay, yeah! B: Ok, um, cool. C: That's us. W: Ya-you came to the right place. S: [takes a seat] W: So you're a stooge! S: Yeah. W: You do funny stuff. S: Yeah, I'm really funny. W: Do you like- what sorta jokes do you do? Do you have any specializations? S: I have a large repituar of characters that make people lose their minds, and, they love em and can't stop laughing around me. I'm the funny guy. W: Can you give us like an elevator pitch of you, who are you? S: People that work with me say I'm the funniest guy in the room. They never want their money back. And they also say I'm the funniest guy in the universe. W: In the event that our video had a, punch line, would you be comfortable being the one to do it? S: Let me at em… I love being the punch line guy. B: We were doing this lawnmower bit earlier. S: Sure, lawnmower bit. W: Say we were talking about mowing the lawn, what would you do? S: I'd probably say "guys, guys, wait, dont hit me with the lawnmower. Summersault into a face full of mud." B: Nuh it like it's- W: Oh no, it's not like a prop, we're not filming us mowing the lawn. S: No props. W: We're talking- B: Dialogue based. W: It's a dialogue lawnmowing- B: No props. S: I'd say, "guys, what if I said, 'hey, wait, wait, don't hit me with that.' Summersault into an even bigger puddle full of mud in my face." W: You'd say if that happened? S: In the funniest way possible yeah. W: And you think that'd get a laugh? S: Uproarious, it would, make everyone freak out in the audience. W: Um, so one worry Spencer and I have is like, being the weird guy you do take the brunt of the criticism, is that something you think you could take? S: I mean it can't be anything worse than what I've said to myself every morning in the mirror. W: Like say somebody comments "red hair guy can eat dirt." S: I eat dirt. B: What if someone like writes a timecode and that that time code is your face, and they write "fuck this guy's mom." S: They could fuck my mom. B: …Tha-they're not gonna fuck your mom- S: They can, if they want, I don't care. W: Oh yeah, w-what was the idea you had before he came? C: Yeah so uh, I was saying like uh, putting on shoes would be kinda funny. S: [Slightly slow fake laugh with knee slap] W: If you don't mind my saying you seem funny as hell. S: Any other questions? B: Okay so if you had to do a punch line right now, what would you do? S: [Long awkward silence] Sorry guys, I uh… blanked a little bit, couldn't think of something in time. C: Uhh, was that the punch line? W: Was that the punch line? S: Nah I really couldn't think of anything that time. It'll never happen again. W: I mean I think we'd end it with something better than that for sure.
This shit is gold idk maybe its cause I am pretty drunk. <— I put a period for correct punctuation (you are welcome always dont thank me EVER[but thank you for trying{I am allowed to thank you}])
I don't know why but the silly stooge opening music combined with the umbrella and the tie so long its down to his ankles made me start laughing uncontrollably.
@Bardigrade
April 20, 2024 at 2:41 am
B: I mowed my lawn yesterday.
W: You did it yourself?
B: Yup, DIY.
W: I have uh, one of those riding mowers so it makes mowing my lawn like a breeze.
B: That seems convenient.
C: Guys stop this is… None of this is funny.
W: Wait no you were building to something funny weren't you?
B: I thought you were gonna do like a wacky voice?
W: No, no I don't have any wacky voices.
C: Well whatever it is it definitely needs some spice, I-
W: But you have tons of characters, don't you? Like, wha-what was that one guy you have? The, the office guy?
B: Regular office man.
W: Oh yeah he was kinda normal.
B: It's just a different shirt, and then-
W: Well this- you could wear this on casual friday, short sleeve.
B: I wouldn't.
W: Do you have any ideas for like some funny characters?
C: I dont know maybe a… a firefighter?
W: A firefighter?
B: Boring.
W: That's just a guy.
C: Mailman?
W: You're just naming jobs, that's just an occupation, not really a character.
C: I could maybe think of like, a chef?
B: Ah, that's an occupation.
W: Just still jobs, ya know.
C: Well what do you guys think, you guys are the funny guys here, like do you guys have any creative ideas?
W: Oh look! Front page of craigslist, stooge for hire.
B: Ooh, that might be exactly what we need.
C: I think a stooge would be a great addition to this group actually.
W: Last chance for any funny… ideas though?
C: Um… I don't know like, put on shoes?
W: Nope.
B: Regular.
W: Something regular, very normal thing to do.
Next scene, C is sitting too, and S walks in.
S: I heard you boys are looking for a stooge.
W: Haha, okay, yeah!
B: Ok, um, cool.
C: That's us.
W: Ya-you came to the right place.
S: [takes a seat]
W: So you're a stooge!
S: Yeah.
W: You do funny stuff.
S: Yeah, I'm really funny.
W: Do you like- what sorta jokes do you do? Do you have any specializations?
S: I have a large repituar of characters that make people lose their minds, and, they love em and can't stop laughing around me. I'm the funny guy.
W: Can you give us like an elevator pitch of you, who are you?
S: People that work with me say I'm the funniest guy in the room. They never want their money back. And they also say I'm the funniest guy in the universe.
W: In the event that our video had a, punch line, would you be comfortable being the one to do it?
S: Let me at em… I love being the punch line guy.
B: We were doing this lawnmower bit earlier.
S: Sure, lawnmower bit.
W: Say we were talking about mowing the lawn, what would you do?
S: I'd probably say "guys, guys, wait, dont hit me with the lawnmower. Summersault into a face full of mud."
B: Nuh it like it's-
W: Oh no, it's not like a prop, we're not filming us mowing the lawn.
S: No props.
W: We're talking-
B: Dialogue based.
W: It's a dialogue lawnmowing-
B: No props.
S: I'd say, "guys, what if I said, 'hey, wait, wait, don't hit me with that.' Summersault into an even bigger puddle full of mud in my face."
W: You'd say if that happened?
S: In the funniest way possible yeah.
W: And you think that'd get a laugh?
S: Uproarious, it would, make everyone freak out in the audience.
W: Um, so one worry Spencer and I have is like, being the weird guy you do take the brunt of the criticism, is that something you think you could take?
S: I mean it can't be anything worse than what I've said to myself every morning in the mirror.
W: Like say somebody comments "red hair guy can eat dirt."
S: I eat dirt.
B: What if someone like writes a timecode and that that time code is your face, and they write "fuck this guy's mom."
S: They could fuck my mom.
B: …Tha-they're not gonna fuck your mom-
S: They can, if they want, I don't care.
W: Oh yeah, w-what was the idea you had before he came?
C: Yeah so uh, I was saying like uh, putting on shoes would be kinda funny.
S: [Slightly slow fake laugh with knee slap]
W: If you don't mind my saying you seem funny as hell.
S: Any other questions?
B: Okay so if you had to do a punch line right now, what would you do?
S: [Long awkward silence] Sorry guys, I uh… blanked a little bit, couldn't think of something in time.
C: Uhh, was that the punch line?
W: Was that the punch line?
S: Nah I really couldn't think of anything that time. It'll never happen again.
W: I mean I think we'd end it with something better than that for sure.
@brianwagner384
April 20, 2024 at 2:41 am
Ha, i think we'd end it with something better than that, for sure.
@noahclaycameron
April 20, 2024 at 2:41 am
this is what happens when you work with just any stooge
@spectated8159
April 20, 2024 at 2:41 am
We will never know if this was funny or not.
@ri-ch-es
April 20, 2024 at 2:41 am
You could wear this shirt on casual friday
I wouldn't…
@ajdaling
April 20, 2024 at 2:41 am
The modern sketch comedy version of a Norm shaggy dog story. Absolute beauty.
@brockolesss
April 20, 2024 at 2:41 am
This shit is gold idk maybe its cause I am pretty drunk. <— I put a period for correct punctuation (you are welcome always dont thank me EVER[but thank you for trying{I am allowed to thank you}])
@bradjackson6666
April 20, 2024 at 2:41 am
I don't know why but the silly stooge opening music combined with the umbrella and the tie so long its down to his ankles made me start laughing uncontrollably.
@sjograas
April 20, 2024 at 2:41 am
Been kinda sitting for a minute doing nothing now after watching this sketch and it just gets funnier and funnier… Well done
@henrik897
April 20, 2024 at 2:41 am
Oh, yeah? Well I came to have a laugh and you can bet I'll have one!
@jaames__
April 20, 2024 at 2:41 am
the red hair guy eats dirt
@TheCatch87
April 20, 2024 at 2:41 am
Love how only a stooge would wear crocs….so true
@timtamslam28
April 20, 2024 at 2:41 am
“If you don’t mind my saying, you seem funny as hell”
@jaxxzenpharaoh2526
April 20, 2024 at 2:41 am
Sounds like a messy lawn to rake…
@JACKSONPRYORBENNETT
April 20, 2024 at 2:41 am
the SNES controller table really pulled this video and the room together
@layditms2
April 20, 2024 at 2:41 am
VVhat is this bits and pieces styled like our generation and culture and how we grew up ?
@abundantharmony
April 20, 2024 at 2:41 am
00:22 Is that a costume or are you guys letting the uh… "woke" people in?
@WillyTheComposerOfficial
April 20, 2024 at 2:41 am
Lol what’s up with the poster in the background?
@huntercurry8604
April 20, 2024 at 2:41 am
I love when I laugh so hard I freak out
@onceonly1111
April 20, 2024 at 2:41 am
"Oh no, don't hit me with that fire truck" and then he somersaults into a burning building.